- baby: A-a
- mom: Apple? Say apple.
- baby: *jumps*
"Just because he’s a Demon Lord doesn’t mean he’s not into consent. We have a safe-word and everything."
"That’s good of him."
-Party wizard explaining why her demon/ antipaladin lover is totally okay to the cavalier
Video games that can tell when your being a badass and start to play the main theme to up your badassness to a whole new level have a special place in my heart
- 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
- 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
- 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?