sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
ohdear-prongs: I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS PLEASE FOR A SECOND THERE OMG
citymod: do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
thistleandtheraven: Well, seems like lots of people aren’t in very good moods today. This is bound to cheer somebody up.
American: I want to live in the UK.
Asian: I want to live in the UK.
Indian: I want to live in the UK.
African: I want to live in the UK.
Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
French: I want to live in the UK.
Irish: feckin' English bastards
butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing
grodus: true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
caraknightley: mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
elsenliberator: Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”: You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw Cons: absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
im-an-angel-you-asshat: Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
alphastridercest: bambiisqueen: alphastridercest: queer noises [ religious mob noises in the distance ] panicked queer noises