May 2013
sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
ohdear-prongs:
I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS PLEASE FOR A SECOND THERE OMG
citymod:
do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
thistleandtheraven:
Well, seems like lots of people aren’t in very good moods today.
This is bound to cheer somebody up.
American: I want to live in the UK.
Asian: I want to live in the UK.
Indian: I want to live in the UK.
African: I want to live in the UK.
Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
French: I want to live in the UK.
British: wat
Irish: feckin' English bastards
butasparrow:
touchmypopsicle:
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
grodus:
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
caraknightley:
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
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elsenliberator:
Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:
You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw
Cons:
absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
bonapartist:
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
im-an-angel-you-asshat:
Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
alphastridercest:
bambiisqueen:
alphastridercest:
queer noises
[ religious mob noises in the distance ]
panicked queer noises
